Go down a waterslide when it isn’t wet and you’ll understand why foreplay is so important.
never read something so accurate in my life
to be haunted by someone
that is still alive. I Guess the Old You is a Ghost (#589: June 25, 2014)
Today in biology the teacher asked “why do chromosomes have to stick together?” And I whispered “because they’re bromosomes” and the guy next to me just about died laughing
i don’t want to be a part of a college system where plagiarism is a worse crime than rape